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REJECT MODERN WEAKNESS

Build primal strength. Forge mental resilience. Reclaim your power.

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WE ARE THE REMEMBERED

The modern world is a cage of convenience. We have traded our strength for comfort, our capability for ease.

Neandergains is not just a brand; it is a philosophy. We return to the old ways—lifting heavy stones, eating real food, and forging a mind that cannot be broken. Join the clan.

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The Three Pillars of Power

Neandergains is not a brand; it is a remembrance. It is a path back to the source, a map out of the zoo.

The Hunt

The Hunt

Functional strength for the wild. We train to carry, sprint, and fight. No mirrors. No machines. Just gravity, grit, and the will to conquer.

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The Feast

The Feast

Fuel for the engine. We reject modern poison. Eat from the earth and the animal. High protein. Real ingredients. The true path to vitality.

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The Forge

The Forge

The mindset of a survivor. We build mental armor against a soft world. Sleep deep. Think clearly. Reject the noise. Reclaim your focus.

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LATEST FROM THE CODEX

Blog 1

THE 5 PRIMAL LIFTS

The modern gym is a zoo of hollow comforts. Return to the movements that forged our ancestors.

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Blog 2

WHY YOUR BENCH PRESS IS WEAK

The bench press is a fragile, isolated movement. It is a lie. Discover the true press—a primal, full-body action.

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Blog 3

THE STONE CARRIER'S SECRET

Loaded carries are the antidote to modern weakness. Pick up something heavy and walk until you change.

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GET THE 7 LAWS OF STRENGTH

The Old Way is not just a workout; it is a code. Join the clan today and receive our exclusive guide to the 7 Laws of Strength.